‘I Was Just Going To Get A Little Taco Bell,’ Thinks Man Who Has Just Had Taco Bell Just Ordered A Big Burrito
By Lawrence McRobotface
DALLAS—Navigating through the food court with a certain amount of regret, local man Tony Gilroy expressed a narrow, thoughtful, and deeply personal sentiment to reporters Monday in regards to his new Taco Bell location. “I just wanted something big, like a big burrito,” said a deeply troubled Gilroy, commenting on the fast-casual restaurant’s presentation and price, noting that, while it was “just about right” for the size, the large stacks of large tortillas, the incredible array of slightly gummy pancakes, and the huge selection of fully loaded tacos made him feel “a little dirty” in a way that he wished would have been “just for [his] pleasure.” “I think it’s a bit much for someone to be ordering a large burrito, but I think it’s really okay to just order a Big Taco. I’ve had that when it’s just me and my two kids.” At press time, Gilroy’s desire to be served a large burrito had been fulfilled, as he had been apparently recently ordered a large taco.