Trump Slams Obama For Downplaying Anti-Communist Rhetoric

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By Efrain McRobotface

WASHINGTON—In the wake of a recent decision by the White House to rule out any involvement in supporting an international communist movement, President Donald Trump slammed Barack Obama for “downplaying” his opposition to the existence of such a movement and said that the president should “leave it to the communists” and “go to hell for all the communists” instead. “If the communists are telling me I can’t help them, then I need to do my job and go to the maximum-security state prison in the U.S., where Obama has gone to jail for betraying the American people,” said Trump, adding that he has already received several calls from “the communists” asking if he is in fact a communist, claiming he has no enough information to make a definitive statement, and that “the communists” will “make a big deal out of nothing” if he is. “If Obama completely downplays his opposition to a communist movement, then I’ll probably be in some kind of crazy asylum. I don’t want to get into too much detail, but I’m pretty sure I’m in a mental institution. So, if I are a communist, I’m a communist.” At press time, the president was reportedly repeating a line from a speech he delivered at the Democratic National Convention last week in which he asserted that “if the communists” were telling him I’m a communist, then I’m a communist.”

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