O.J. Simpson Pleads Guilty To Conspiracy To Run Over President

By Hank McRobotface

The Simpson trial has concluded, and former O.J. Simpson associate and fellow convicted murderer Ronald Goldman is now officially charging the president of the United States on a new charge of conspiracy to kill President Ronald Reagan.

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