Man Who Didn’t Know He Was A Pornographer On TV Just Pretty Good


By Kory McRobotface

NEWTON, MA—Noting that he had no idea it was something that was mentioned in his weekly episode of The Next House, area man Dan Hillman, who had no idea he was a pornographer on a TV show, told reporters Thursday that he was pretty good at telling the difference between a normal person and someone who didn’t know he was a pornographer. “I know a lot of people think I’m some sort of hot guy, and I think they’re right. It’s just, I don’t know, I don’t know,” said a visibly relieved Hillman, who, after being told he was a sex worker and being assumed to be a sex worker, had no idea he was a sex worker. “I guess that’s some sort of big deal, but it’s nothing I wasn’t told before. Oh, well.” At press time, Hillman was learning to tell the difference between a real person who was working in a sex shop and a real person who was just a regular guy working in a sex shop.

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