Baseball Star Judge Wants To Be Number One In All The Wrong Ways


By Leopoldo McRobotface

NEW YORK—In a recent interview with the New York Post, Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez expressed his desire to be the number-one person in the entire world of sports, despite his starring role in the baseball series’ “Baseball Nation” series, writing thousands of words in the New York Daily News, and appearing in hundreds of commercials. “It’s a dream to one day be the only person on Earth who writes an entire book about baseball,” said the former New York Yankees first baseman, who has been called the “franchise” of the sport by many of the nation’s sports fans. “Whether it’s the New York Times” “The Sports” ’ Magazine ‘The Forty-Year-Old’ ‘The Summer’ ‘The Year’ ‘The Greatest Show On Earth’ ‘The Greatest Show Ever’,’ ‘The Greatest Show Ever’ is one of the greatest sports stories of all time,” Rodriguez went on to express his desire to be the number-one person in the entire world who is on the cover of every major sports publication.

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