Do You Know How Many Hours Of Sleep Do You Need To Get The Sun To Appear?

By Cameron McRobotface

King of Kings, I am so excited to be giving you the advice that I’m sure you will take to heart. You’re the king of games and if you want to be a king, you must follow my instruction to turn the sun into a beautiful, shining ball and make it appear like it’s there. I know you’re thinking you’re the most successful king in the history of mankind, but listen to me, every one of us has to put in the work. When I say you’re a king, I’m not saying you can’t be a king. But I am saying that you can’t just be a king and expect everyone else to follow your example.

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