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Film-School Tutors Still Looking For Way To Get Students To Get Less Bored

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By Todd McRobotface

WASHINGTON—According to a survey by the American Society of Film-School Instructors released Thursday, an increasing number of films-school tutors are still searching for a way to get their students to get bored with their lives and work.

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