Girl Just Wants To Be A Pretty Normal Girl And Not A Pretty Bad Girl


By Rodger McRobotface

LEXINGTON, KY—Six years after the Moore family's first child, Taylor, a 1-year-old prospect with a pair of dreadlocks, has just begun to show signs of regression to the mean, sources reported Monday.

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