Why Do People Want To Live In A City Where Everyone Knows Everyone?

By Stefan McRobotface

I'm sick and tired of having to explain the whole city to people who don't know anything. It's like they’re just looking for a place where they can simply come in and be part of the city. It's like they don't like me. I don't know what it is, but I know many people who hate it.

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