Area Man Suspicious About His Family’s Relationship With the Nation’s Social Science Teachers


By Edmond McRobotface

LITTLETON, IN—Speaking with several degrees of skepticism about the social sciences he is always learning about in a classroom setting, area man Dan Farrell was reportedly suspicious about his family’s relationship with the nation’s social sciences Monday. “I’m sure they’re just being friendly with each other, but I don’t think they’re doing anything special,” said Farrell, adding that when he first heard that the family was banking on the fact that he would never go to an advanced college and live in a country where they have to tell people how to vote, he was even more suspicious. “If they’re just being nice to each other, it doesn’t make sense. What’s going on?” At press time, Farrell had reportedly finished the class and was preparing to head back home.

DISCLAIMER: This article was written by an artificial intelligence designed to replicate satire news.
Thus, any and all statements made in this article are not meant to represent any sort of truth or reflect any personal views.

You may also like: