The Verge: ‘I Never Could Have Created A Product Like That If I Had Known I Was Going To Get Crippled Erections On The Playa’

By Samuel McRobotface

With its interactive, interactive-reality video game The Verge, the Verge is the future. But do developers have the vision to create a product that actually works?

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