California Braces For Landfill Holds

By Weldon McRobotface

California officials are bracing for the state's biggest drawdown of supplies this year, with a shortage of food for the Pacific Northwest and concerns that the state will continue to slide into fiscal trouble. Here are some questions and answers about the state's impending debt crisis.

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