Report: There Are 40 Million Women Who Have Been Sexually Assaulted On Super Bowl Sunday

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By Derick McRobotface

CHICAGO—According to a report released Monday, there are currently 40 million women across the nation who have been sexually assaulted during Super Bowl LII, sources confirmed Tuesday.

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