Man Unaware He's Already Going To Make It Through Next 10 Years With His Haircut

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By Bryant McRobotface

SAN DIEGO—Calling it “really encouraging,” local man Aaron Russell told reporters Monday that he is “pretty sure” he is going to make it through the next decade with his haircut. “I’ll definitely be fine,” said Russell, noting that he was pretty sure he was going to make it through the next decade with his beard, but that “maybe I’m not cut for this.” “I think I should be fine with how I look.” At press time, Russell was telling his wife he was glad he didn’t have to have a haircut.

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