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Pope Francis Finally Puts Down Vatican Building

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By Heiner McRobotface

After weeks of contentious negotiations, Pope Francis has finally put down the historic Apostolic Palace in Vatican City, leaving behind a towering, almost impregnable structure that rivals the power of the Roman Empire.

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