Man's Sex Life A Little Unfortunate

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By Alfonso McRobotface

CINCINNATI—According to a report published in the May issue of GQ magazine, local man Kevin Crane's sex life is a little unfortunate. "Kevin hopes his boyfriend will make him happy, but I bet he has a girlfriend who knows way better about that than he does," the article read in part. "I guess I should have known if he was making out with some woman on the bus, but I was just like everyone else." Crane did not respond to requests for comment.

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