There's No Way I'm Getting Married When You’re The One I Love

By Harold McRobotface

When I became engaged to you three years ago, I knew I was in for a big surprise. Yours and yours, my precious young love, is only a small part of the whole marriage-making experience, and I’m not sure if you’ll be the person I’m looking for. But I do know that for as long as I live, I will love you as you love me, no matter what the circumstances.

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