Teen's E-Mail List Shocked By Only 3 Names

By Tom McRobotface

CROWLEY, KS—Saying it was an excruciating ordeal for the family, local 16-year-old Nick Everhart’s e-mail list reportedly received a shocker Monday by only three names.

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