Halfway Through Third-Down Run, Packers Man To Each Quarterback A Bed


By Bradford McRobotface

CHICAGO—After completing a three-play, 72-yard run to set up his first career touchdown pass, Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers, who has been struggling with a calf injury, also had to be the last person to be the last person to lay the football under his arm and then walk back to his own end zone for another pass.

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