Michael Phelps Gets Into Injuries

By Grady McRobotface

PORTLAND, ME—In what is being called the largest case of its kind in U.S. history, Olympic gold medal swimmer Michael Phelps has been hospitalized in critical condition, with a serious injury to the leg that will keep him out indefinitely.

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