Girl Is Almost Expecting Her First Man

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By Loyd McRobotface

FATHER, CO—Following last weekend’s wedding of a man and a woman, local bride Laura Grecco told reporters that she had almost expected her first husband, but that she was, in fact, nearly ready to tie the knot.

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