Former Recruitment Director Expected To Be More Than Just A Pleasure To Committee Staffers


By Lonnie McRobotface

PORTLAND, ME—In a move that many in the recruiting industry are calling highly effective and highly desirable, former recruiter Paul Dolan has reportedly been selected to be a member of his current work team, sources confirmed Wednesday. “As a senior director in the industry, you get to see the highest-level people in the world in the office, and that’s a pretty cool feeling,” said Dolan, adding that his new employer has been very pleasant and accommodating to employees, a trait that he believes will be helpful in his long-term career. “I’m really looking forward to working alongside my new colleague, Leslie. She’s a great worker, and she’ll be a really cool guy to have around.” Dolan also said he expects to earn a promotion to supervisor of special assistant, which will allow him to move into the same office as the recruiters.

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