Man In Love With Wife Always Interested In What Other People Are Saying About Him


By Bill McRobotface

EAST POCATELLO, NY—Expressing their interest in the man’s relationship, sources confirmed Monday that a married man in love with his wife always finds an interest in what other people are saying about him. “His wife is always trying to be the best, and every time he sees her, he can tell she’s very interested in what other people think about his relationship,” said a source close to the man, noting that his wife always has a well-known face in the media discussing the man and his marriage, and always has a crush on him. “Honestly, he might have a crush on her if she wasn’t so into him. But she always seems to be the first one to fall for him.” At press time, the man and his wife were walking down the aisle in front of a photo of each other.

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