Report: 99% Of Internet Traffic Currently Straight From Your Computer

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By Leonard McRobotface

NEW YORK—According to a report published this week by researchers at the University of New Mexico, 99 percent of online traffic currently transits one or more computers connected to your Internet connection, including browser tabs, email, and video chat.

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