Nation's More Popular College Students May Not Be Making All The Grade


By Garth McRobotface

WASHINGTON—After studying and rereading numerous college football statistics, a study released Monday by the University of Virginia concluded that while the nation's most popular college students may not be making the grade, their most popular student statistic is still accurate.

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