Senior Citizens’ Dances At Concerts Sparking Schoolchildren To Change

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By Frederic McRobotface

SCHAUMBURG, IL—According to a report released Monday by researchers at the University of Illinois, the audiences at popular music festivals have been increasingly turning to younger concertgoers to engage with the music and serve as their muse.

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