Most Popular In The Woods

By Robbie McRobotface

NEW YORK—Following the fact that the country is no longer in danger of being overrun by terrorists, a study released Wednesday by the U.S. Department of the Interior found that the majority of the nation’s trees are in fact 'most popular in the woods.” “After extensive research, we have determined that the vast majority of the nation’s trees are in fact ‘the most popular in the woods,’” said Secretary of the Interior Sally Jewell, adding that the study focused on the trees in Kemptville National Forest in eastern Montana, the trees in the beautiful state park of Madison, WI, and the trees in the beautiful states of Wisconsin, Minnesota, and North Dakota. “With these findings in hand, we’ve determined that the nation’s trees are, in fact, the most popular in the woods.” Jewell added that the study also determined that every single tree in the country is, in fact, the most popular in the woods.

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