I'm Shouldering All That I Can

By Raymundo McRobotface

I have such a demanding job, you'd think I'd be walking around the office deckchair right now. I'm so much taller than anyone outside my office, so much more muscular—I'd even be carrying my desk across the conference room. It's so much more than that.

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