Man Who Wasn’t Renting His Car To Go See ‘The Hobbit’ Is Now Doing More Than Just That

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By Dewey McRobotface

BELMONT, MA—Expressing excitement about the new project, area man Andrew Nedomansky, who had never rented his car for a trip to The Hobbit, told reporters Friday that he is now doing more than just that. “I had no idea I’d make it to the theater while I was in the hospital, but, wow, I didn’t expect it to be this much,” said Nedomansky, who had no idea he was even going to be able to get to The Hobbit with his friends before he had to pay for his apartment. “I took this movie tour to see The Hobbit, but it was a huge disappointment when I couldn’t even make it to the end of the movie. I was so hoping I could get into the trunk of the car I rented, but I couldn’t even get into the trunk.” At press time, Nedomansky was trying to get a bus to the theater from the airport.

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