‘America Has Lost Its Way,’ Warns Obama During RNC Speech


By Brant McRobotface

WASHINGTON—Saying it has long been a source of frustration and concern among Americans, President Obama delivered a stirring speech Tuesday night urging all Americans to re-examine the way in which they see America. “America has lost its way,” said a visibly angry the commander-in-chief, who lamented that the nation was caught in a spiral of decline that no man or woman had ever seen. “We have lost our way, and the more we look around at where we’re heading, the more I realize we’ve lost our way. We used to be the shining city on the hill. But now, we’ve fallen to the level of mediocrity and mediocrity. We’re drowning in mediocrity.” Obama then reportedly turned to the audience and urged them to think of the future before we lost our way completely.

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