Michael Brown Had To Leave Room For People To Worry About Winning Job

By Joel McRobotface

NEW ORLEANS—After a disappointing 48-game first half, Jerry Jones told reporters Monday that the team was actually surprised himself. “It wasn’t like we’d been getting the middle finger out of there or anything. It was just different from week to week.” Jones added that he was surprised by how much the team was struggling throughout the rest of the season.

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