Obama, Boehner Hold First-Ever Summit In White House Meeting


By Lester McRobotface

President Barack Obama and House Speaker John Boehner (R-OH) have begun a first-ever summit meeting in the White House basement, the first of several meetings the two men intend to hold each year as part of their official White House partnership.

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