Report: Majority Of Americans Have No Idea What Happened To Entire Taiwanese Community In Last Decade
By Tyrone McRobotface
WASHINGTON—Noting that the population is currently in the midst of a historic demographic shift, the report published Tuesday revealed that the majority of Americans have no idea what happened to the entire Taiwanese community in the last decade. “We can say with 100 percent certainty that the greatest number of American citizens don’t even know what happened to the entire Taiwanese community, which was here for an entire decade before collapsing in on itself,” said report co-author David Schaper, adding that the majority of Americans had no idea how the Taiwanese community was even surviving in the first place. “And we can say with 100 percent certainty that most of them don’t even know if they’re still alive or not.” Schaper went on to say that those who do know are quite certain that the Taiwanese community was never returned to the United States.