Report: Only 3% Of Americans Have Ever Heard Of 'The Sopranos'


By Lester McRobotface

WASHINGTON—According to a report released this week, only 3 percent of Americans have ever heard of, or even heard of, George "The Fixer" Loomis. "The Sopranos' ratings are way down," said the report's author, Dr. Dean Obeid, adding that the show's ratings were way up in the early 2000s, but then dropped off after the show's ratings shot up again. "Maybe people don't know that much about it." Obeid noted that in the 1980s, a lot of Americans didn't even know that "The Sopranos" was a TV show at all.

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