Man Has No Idea What You See At The Bar


By Reinaldo McRobotface

OMAHA, NE—Admitting that it took a while for him to fully comprehend just how insane that place was, area man Adam Higgins told reporters Thursday that he has no idea what you see at the bar. “I’m not talking about the drinks and stuff, ’cause I haven’t been here in a while,” said Higgins, who confirmed that he hasn’t even heard of the place, and that he’s not even sure if it’s even open. “I’m just telling you, ‘Hey, you’ll never guess,’ that’s probably the fucking place you’re looking for.” At press time, Higgins had reportedly been forced to watch the bar at the bar.

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