‘You Are Absolutely Right’ Ends Nation’s Gay Marriage Debate

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By Duncan McRobotface

The Court of Appeals for the U.S. Seventh Circuit upheld a lower court ruling that upheld the constitutionality of same-sex marriage, giving the nation’s highest court a deadline to issue an opinion on whether gay marriage is legal or not.

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