Man Who Watched Most Of Season Just Hoping For More


By Kieth McRobotface

LAS VEGAS—Saying that he was content to wait until the postseason was over before taking stock of the evidence, local man Kevin Krizkowski told reporters Friday that he was just hoping for more of the season. “I’m not sure if I’m ready for a full season right now, but I’m definitely rooting for the best teams to win,” said the 37-year-old who reportedly turned on ESPN after seeing his team lead the New England Patriots beat the Atlanta Falcons last Sunday. “I know I’m never going to be ready, but I’m not saying that I’m not looking forward to seeing those teams struggle to win a few more games.” At press time, sources confirmed that after the Patriots lost the Super Bowl, Krizkowski decided to go home for the holidays.

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