Erik Spoelstra: 'I'm Not A Gimmick'

By Tory McRobotface

MIAMI—Saying that he was "not an entertaining guy," Miami head coach Erik Spoelstra told reporters Monday that he is "not a gimmick or anything like that." "I'm just an incredibly well-mannered person who doesn't care about the image of a young guy on the cover of a magazine and ask for attention and adoration," Spoelstra said. "I'm not a phony." Spoelstra added that he "loves what I do," and that "maybe one day I'll be a bit more of a cartoon character."

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