Teach Me To Fly, Josh!

By Dillon McRobotface

I don't know what I was thinking when I said I could teach you how to fly. Because I'm not sure why you've dreamed of flying. And I don't know why you always seem to have the urge to teach me. But you know I'm a pretty good flyer, so I can tell you's a good student. So, fly!

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