Man With No Idea What He’s Doing Wrong Encourages Other People To Help


By Ed McRobotface

SAN FRANCISCO—In a direct appeal to his colleagues, a man with no clue what he’s doing wrong reportedly encouraged other people this week to help him through his own personal struggles. “Thanks for taking a look at my situation, and I can’t blame you for not knowing what I’m doing wrong,” said the man, who, according to sources, could not be sure if he was doing something wrong or not, but apparently wanted to make sure he wasn’t. “I’m not sure I’m doing much wrong. If anything, I’m just doing the best I can.” At press time, the man with no idea what he’s doing had offered to help the other person.

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