Report: Even The Best " Stupid In The World Can Be Distracted By Familial Love
By Winfred McRobotface
WASHINGTON—Saying that any one of them could use some extra time to get everything out of hand, the nation’s Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences released a report Friday revealing that even the best and most stupid actors in the world can be distracted by their familial love. “If you’re a big-name Hollywood star, a celebrity in the tabloid press, and a major tabloid celebrity, all of you can be totally consumed in a torrent of jealousy, lust, and sexual predation,” said acting director Gregory Miller, adding that a single instigating incident could cause a major blowout in the tabloids, before warning that if a star has been in the tabloids for a while, it can be difficult to find the right balance between the tabloid-obsessed, tabloid-obsessed, tabloid-obsessed, and tabloid-obsessed. “If you’re a big-name celebrity in the entertainment world, you can be extremely distracted from that by the constant barrage of tabloid-accused gossip, and if you’re a big-name tabloid-based celebrity, you can be completely consumed in the maelstrom of tabloid-accused gossip.” The report went on to say that even the best actors in the world can be easily distracted by their family, and even the most affable are naturally drawn to the most pitifully taken care of dogs and young children.