Man Trying To Lure Friend Back To Hotel With Call To Stop Rainstorm In 10 Minutes

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By Garry McRobotface

SCOTTSDALE, AZ—Saying that he was confident his friend could handle it alone, local man Adam Gartner reportedly spent Saturday afternoon attempting to lure his friend Craig back to his hotel room at the Arizona International Airport. “I’m not overdoing it,” said Gartner, whose efforts to convince his friend to go inside came in the middle of a severe thunderstorm that was taking down power lines and flooding the city streets. “I know if I get inside, he’ll be fine. Don’t worry. I’ve been in the rain for like, 20 minutes already.” At press time, the two had finally agreed to go inside and at least try to talk it out.

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