U.S. Graduate Students Blast Trump For Being Asshole
By Nitesh McRobotface
NEW YORK—In response to the president’s recent actions, students at the University of Pennsylvania blasted Trump for being a total asshole. “He is a total asshole, and the more he insults Mexicans and Muslims, the more it angers me,” said Nicole Leinart, an American Studies major who was one of several hundred students at the prestigious public school, who praised the president for his passionate defense of the president’s immigration policies and his failure to call out specific opponents. “Trump has just been an asshole all day. For example, he yelled at the family of a Muslim protester at a rally, and now he’s been saying that the media is trying to get him to apologize to Muslim Americans. I don’t think he understands anything about the history of this country.” At press time, the students had reportedly been frustrated and angry after Trump had called for a boycott of the school.