Woman Who Just Got Married Has Ever-Changing Mindset On Sex


By Koen McRobotface

PENSACOLA, FL—Saying that she and her husband have recently begun to see a different side of themselves, local woman Helen Owen confirmed Wednesday that she and her husband have ever-changing mindsets on sex. “We used to be this super rigid sex-hating hippy who’s always complaining about how hard it is to have sex with men,” said Owen, adding that she has become more open to having sex with women, and is now open to having sex with people who enjoy sex as well. “I used to think I was the only person in the whole world who thought it was hard to have sex, but now I realize it is really just a matter of personal preference.” At press time, Owen was walking down the aisle with her newly married husband and told him that she had had her eye on hooking up for a long time and couldn’t believe it hadn’t been done before.

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