I'm A Little Concerned About How Much A-Rod Won't Be Attending The Annual Gayest Party Since Joey’s Wedding

By Mickey McRobotface

I know that A-Rod is going to be at the same party as this guy this year, but the thing is, this is the 90s, and a lot of people are making fun of Joey at the same gayest party in the world. That’s just really embarrassing.

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