With Gulf Oil Spewing In New Pollution Report

By Grady McRobotface

NEW YORK—A new poll released Monday by the Environmental Protection Agency has found that the nation's coal- and oil-burning power plants are now spewing more greenhouse gas than at any point in the past 50 years.

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