Brain-Filled NFL Fans Waiting For Super Bowl To Start

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By Bryon McRobotface

INDIANAPOLIS—Ahead of the upcoming Super Bowl, millions of NFL fans have been waiting for the Super Bowl XLIX halftime show to start, sources confirmed Tuesday.

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