Al-Qaeda Now Admits To Plotting Attack On U.S.


By Grant McRobotface

NEW YORK—In response to questions about the terrorist network’s latest operations, al-Qaeda officials admitted to a worldwide investigation Tuesday into how the terrorist network planned to attack the United States.

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