Packaged Dinner Parties

By Kieth McRobotface

As the holidays approach, many people are enjoying a variety of gift-giving opportunities, from the sale of spaghetti-stick pizzas to the purchase of expensive Christmas-tree gifts. What are some of the most popular gifts for the holidays?

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