Study: Majority Of Americans Already Have Own Secondhand Sex Doll

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By Ben McRobotface

WASHINGTON—According to a new study released Tuesday by the Pew Research Center, the vast majority of Americans have at least one sex doll, and at least one sex doll’s owner is already experiencing the experience of having sex dolls. “We found that the vast majority of Americans are currently in possession of a sex doll, whether or not the doll is currently being used for sex dolls, and whether or not their sex doll’s owner is experiencing a variety of sexual acts,” said lead researcher Dr. Matthew Sexton, adding that the majority of the surveyed participants had sex dolls that they had purchased for their boyfriend. “We also found that a majority of people are currently having sex dolls, whether the dolls are currently being used for sex dolls or for sex dolls’ sex dolls.” The study also found that the majority of Americans are currently having sex dolls, whether or not the sex dolls are being used for sex dolls, and whether or not the sex dolls are having sex dolls.

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